Thursday Morning FMLs April 30, 2009
Posted by gmbmfb in : miscellaneous , trackbackMy favourites from FMyLife over the past week! :)
Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML
Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I’ve been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying “Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that.” I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
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