A Monday Morning Rant

I hate hate HATE wearing nylons. No, wait. I like wearing nylons. I LOVE wearing nylons because they make my legs look sooooo much better. But I HATE buying them. They’re such a rip off! And they get runs in them so easily. Whoops, you touched the corner of the desk with your legs? THERE’S A RUN! Oh no, your ring finger brushed up against your knee? THERE’S ANOTHER RUN!

It’s not fair!!! You pay $6-8 for a good pair, and what … they last 5 or 6 wears if you’re careful?

That’s why I was so glad winter came, so I could switch it up to tights. But today – the first day since the fall that I pulled out a new pair of nylons (Dim brand, only) … and I ruined them. Ruined them on my boot zipper.

ARGGGGG.