Dear Mother Nature: snow in Vancouver is just cruel

It’s snowing sideways and uphill in Vancouver, and I am not happy. I like having a sense of self-satisfaction for living on the temperate West Coast and a general sucks-to-be-you attitude when snow fall in other parts of the country (so basically everywhere else but here), but when it actually happens to snow here, that’s just cruel. We’re never prepared. Ever. And the rest of the country makes fun of us.

I remember The Blizzard of ’96. In my home town, our 1 snow plow for the entire city was stuck up island, and the city basically shut down for almost a week. It was kind of pathetic.

So please, Mother Nature, stop snowing. Now.